Pennsylvania police stop ‘exorcism’ for dead trees in Home Depot lumber aisle
(The AEGIS Alliance) – Cops in Pennsylvania say they responded to a call at a Home Depot on a report concerning “disorderly people having an exorcism” in the lumber aisle of the store.
The exorcism had been performed for the dead trees and police escorted the would-be lumber exorcists out of the property, a Facebook post from the Dickson City Police Department reveals.
The case was explained in merely 27 words, in a portion of a lengthy listing of the small-town department’s daily log of calls. However, the post drew attention to it as a result of its peculiar quality and also has been shared over 760 times since Thursday.
The supposed “exorcism,” which was stated to have happened on Monday at 3:26 p.m., had commenters on the department’s Facebook page perplexed.
One proposed the possibility that it ought to have said “having an exercise.”
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“Dang autocrrect,” the commenter stated.
“THE POWER DRILL OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU,” another user wrote.
“How does a wood exorcism happen in 2021 and not a single person in Home Depot videoed this for our entertainment. I need answers,” a commenter noted.
There were only a couple of individuals who participated in the exorcism, or whatever you want to call it, and neither of them faced any charges, according to WTSP.
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