Colorado bankrøver kastede pengene på Passersby, råbte glædelig jul, derefter satte sig ned på Starbucks

KOLORADO SPRØJTER - David Wayne Oliver gik ud af Academy Bank på 1 South Tejon Street, kastede stjålne penge på fremmede, og råbte "Glædelig jul". Han er 65, hvid-skægget, og så satte han sig ned på en nærliggende Starbucks og ventede.

Witness Dion Pascale told KKTV the man came out of the bank and threw money “all over the place” before the greeting, tossing bills behind him while someone from inside the branch followed. Bystanders scooped cash off the sidewalk and carried it back to the teller. The Starbucks manager later told The Denver Post that Oliver ordered nothing and that nobody at the tables thought twice until officers arrived. Police picked him up there. Bond was set at $10,000.

Oliver had threatened that he had a weapon. No gun was found. Sgt. Jim Jeffcoat would not confirm the holiday shout or the scattering, only that thousands of dollars were still missing and that some of the take had been recovered. Oliver spent Christmas in the El Paso County Criminal Justice Center. Bank robbery is a serious felony in Colorado’s 4th Judicial District and, because the deposits are FDIC-insured, a routine FBI companion case.

Sneskæg og fortovsregningerne gjorde ham til en tilfældig Saint Nick på kabel og i årelange rundstykker fra CNN til Reuters. AEGIS Alliance vil tage vidnet over meme: en mand røvet en bank, kastede andre folks penge på gaden, og satte sig til kaffe. Relateret: Florida manden, der uddelte marihuana fordi det var jul og Mærkelige nyheder.