UK Researcher Alexander Townley Gets Paid to Watch The Simpsons for Predictions. The Gag Still Works Because the Show Keeps Hitting
Couch Potato Prophecy: The Curious Case of the Paid Simpsons Predictor

NOTTINGHAM, ENGLAND — Alexander Townley, 26, got paid about £5,000 — $6,804 in the 2022 write-ups — to sit with every episode of The Simpsons and catalogue the gags that later looked like prophecy. The New York Post and LADbible treated it as a dream job. The list is famous: Lisa Simpson inheriting a budget crunch from President Trump in the 2000 episode “Bart to the Future,” Disney buying Fox, auto-correcting phones, smartwatches, a Lady Gaga Super Bowl. Thirty-plus seasons of a show that throws everything at the wall will hit a few times. The job is to clip the hits.



The gag still prints because the writers have been mocking the same American future for three decades, and America keeps cooperating. In 2024 outlets lined the 2016 episode “Friends and Family” up against Apple’s Vision Pro. Trump’s return to the ballot made the chalkboard gag — “Being right sucks” — look like a second punchline. The AEGIS Alliance will not baptize a cartoon as intelligence. We will say coincidence plus volume plus a writers’ room that reads the newspaper is not a crystal ball. It is a mirror that got lucky.
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My kind of job.