The Angry German Voice Story: #AngryGermanVoice #AGV

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Schönen Tag (Good day) Broheim… only zee Netindehfleexinz! Wis zee Intaareneetz! On zuh vweedinz! … vweedenheimenz. 😉
#AngryGermanVoice:

“When Hitler was troubled with grogginess in the morning, Morell would inject him with a solution of water mixed with a substance from several small, gold-foiled packets, which he called “Vitamultin.” Hitler would arise, refreshed and invigorated. Ernst-Günther Schenck, a physician of Himmler’s SS, acquired one of the packets and had it tested in a laboratory. It was found to contain methamphetamine.”

…But I think we now all know why Hitler was so angry now from what ***** said… oh man this guy Hitler, he loved the Angry German Voice. It was a long-standing company name in Germany way before Hitler and still is today… Surprised you didn’t know that. Ya, Angry German Voice the AGV. 😉 My story about how it all went down…

The comedic fictional story I made up based on the fact that Hitler used meth regularly. The Angry German Voice Story:

I can only imagine what this poor poor scientist went through… He would’ve been so scared to even tell Hitler if he could please keep the angry German voice down until he left the room, he wasn’t trying to stop him. … But Hitler trusted the scientist so because he never got the dosage wrong for his morning shots of water mixed with meth. He’d always be sure to tell the scientist “Don’t ever tell anyone about this, that I been cheating on the angry German voice; this is between you n me… or else!” … “Ohhh, Scientist! You better get outta here! The shits kicking in! I won’t be able to contain the Angry German Voice for much longer!” … The AGV – Angry German Voice, always caught a bad rep because of all of this, when everyone finally found out Hitler been cheatin’ on the angry German voice the whole time. … the AGV too was afraid of Hitler.

Once everyone found out that he’d been cheatin’ on the angry German voice though, they didn’t like that guy anymore; so all kinds of people got together and cast down revenge on him. … After it all, the angry German voice could finally tell everyone, that Hitler would often threaten them if he couldn’t do the best angry German voice out there; and to not end him as being their main spokesperson. … A bad rep for the AGV, because they’d been a household name long before Hitler, a long-standing company, which still is to this day… there’s nothing wrong with the AGV… Just that one guy got really outta hand with it. #AngryGermanVoice

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Source Cited: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_Morell

The meth part of the joke is not a joke. Theodor Morell was Hitler’s personal physician. The gold-foil Vitamultin packs Schenck had tested really did come back as methamphetamine. Norman Ohler’s 2016 book Blitzed: Drugs in the Third Reich put the wider Pervitin story in front of a mass audience: the Wehrmacht issued meth to troops, and Morell’s cocktail for Hitler mixed stimulants, opioids, and whatever else kept the patient upright. Historians still argue over how much of the dictator’s late-war collapse was pharmacology versus disease. Nobody serious argues that the morning shots were vitamins.

The Angry German Voice bit is the satire I wrote on top of that fact. AGV as a long-standing German company name is the gag. Hitler cheating on the voice with meth is the gag. The scientist who cannot tell him to keep it down is the gag. The source citation stays Wikipedia’s Morell page because that is where the Vitamultin lab test is documented. The comedy stays comedy. The injections were real.

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The Medical File Was Never Walked Back

Wikipedia’s Theodor Morell page still carries the Schenck laboratory result on those gold-foil Vitamultin packs: methamphetamine, not vitamins. The National WWII Museum’s write-up of Norman Ohler’s Blitzed still treats Morell as a quack with a pharmacopeia — Pervitin, cocaine, Eukodal — not a wellness doctor. Temmler in Berlin branded methamphetamine as Pervitin in the 1930s and sold it as legal performance medicine. Historians still argue over how much of the late-war collapse was pharmacology versus disease. Nobody serious argues that the morning shots were vitamins. The Angry German Voice bit remains the satire. The injections remain the fact. The Morell file is still the citation.