{"id":978891,"date":"2023-07-31T19:25:45","date_gmt":"2023-08-01T02:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theaegisalliance.com\/?post_type=images&#038;p=978891"},"modified":"2025-09-28T22:52:49","modified_gmt":"2025-09-29T05:52:49","slug":"im-sure-it-kept-the-kid-entertained","status":"publish","type":"images","link":"https:\/\/theaegisalliance.com\/zh-cn\/images\/%e6%88%91%e6%95%a2%e8%82%af%e5%ae%9a%e5%ae%83%e4%bf%9d%e6%8c%81%e4%ba%86%e5%ad%a9%e5%ad%90%e7%9a%84%e5%a8%b1%e4%b9%90\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sure it kept the kid entertained."},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_978892\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-978892\" style=\"width: 1080px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-978892\" src=\"https:\/\/theaegisalliance.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/7-31-2023-sister-asked-me-to-watch-her-son-yesterday-so-i-took-him-skydiving-dank-memes.jpg\" alt=\"A baby skydives, strapped into a parachute harness with a look of shock and excitement on their face. The baby is in freefall, with the ground visible below. This should keep the kid entertained.\"m sure it kept the kid entertained. kid child boy skydiving babysitting\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1219\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-978892\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#8217;m sure it kept the kid entertained.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":978892,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","format":"standard","categories":[207873,207832],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-978891","images","type-images","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-memes","category-memes-images"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaegisalliance.com\/zh-cn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/images\/978891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaegisalliance.com\/zh-cn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/images"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaegisalliance.com\/zh-cn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/images"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaegisalliance.com\/zh-cn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaegisalliance.com\/zh-cn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=978891"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theaegisalliance.com\/zh-cn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/images\/978891\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaegisalliance.com\/zh-cn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/978892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaegisalliance.com\/zh-cn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=978891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaegisalliance.com\/zh-cn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=978891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaegisalliance.com\/zh-cn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=978891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}