(The AEGIS Alliance) – PORT ST. LUCIE, FLORIDA – 30-year-old Florida Man Jethro Genius is facing charges of trafficking phenethylamines after he tried to pass off illicit drugs as baking ingredients on Monday, according to CBS 12 News.
Police said Geneus insisted he was merely carrying “sugar and a bag of corn starch to bake a cake,” but the substances were tested and both came up positive for ecstasy, with a hefty combined weight of 299.5 grams.
To top it all off, Geneus had yet a different bag stuffed full of a substance that ended up testing positive for methamphetamines.
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